Once upon a time in Poland....

Medical Students trying not to rock the boat.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Will you marry me?

Well, I just got my first marriage proposal....I'm still a little misty so I'll just post the exact words I recieved over hi5. What you think? I'm touched.

Hello I am from Baghdad Iraq can I ask you to possible service I want to come to Sweden So I need to enter visa. I wish to know the girl I marry them in order to obtain visa And I will be giving it a good amount of money I, and pay all travel expenses After getting a divorce It will not lose anything she will travel free And also receive money Please help me I need that If u wants help me my yahoo id is loveubaghdad@yahoo.com The meeting will be Syria or Turkey As before when I say all travel expenses I was paid I would be grateful for your help me I will wait for your reply If the approval or rejection im sorry but i need your help

Sniff. Sniff. that was so beautiful.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Why can't it be simple?


Ok. why oh why can't things be simple? I got up this mornin feeling ( and looking) like I'd been hit by a truck...everything hurt and my eyes had bags darker than night. Why? I can't explain it. USMLE maybe? From now till december, I'll consider that the blame for any and everything that can and will go wrong. Anyway...back on track. I left our incredibly boring palliative care clinic this afternoon and headed off in search of an xray for my poor little toe....tell me why and how can one person go to 4 different hospitals over 3 days and be shut down everytime? Am I just unlucky? Hospital #1 - Was the lady who was doing absolutely nothing with her time at work besides calculating what I can only assume was the 2007 budget of Poland SO BUSY that she had to stare at us as though we'd just asked her to crap on her desk when she flared her nostrils and said "Only before 12..." and went back to her calculator. Hospital #2 - Why can't I pay for an xray at the hospital that I want to have an xray taken at? I'll tell you why...cause the xray tech probably needed to have her nails done and my showing up with a possibly broken appendage was just making her late I guess. My bad. Hospital #3 - What? I injured myself too long ago to be seen by your Urgent Care physician? I'm sorry..... I'll jus go ram it into a door and bruise it up a bit more for you. ....I'm done. I'm just a wee bit irritated and my toe hurts. Ah well. I must go read about some incredibly important doctor stuff like Morphine and Bed Sores and stuff.
P.S. - Don't be mislead.....it's been an amusingly useless day and I'm still smiling! It's either laugh or cry. oooh, my bed looks good...oooh, its only 9:00.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Once upon a time in Poland

Once upon a time in Poland, there were a group of students. Medical Students we call ourselves. Destined to be saving lives and cheating death one day.....but for now just trying to stay invisible in clinicals so the doctors arent fooled into thinking we know something. This will be a diary of our last 2 years in medical school, and our fight to stay sane. Stay Tuned.